Packerstan
A chunk of land that's stuck between other states and thinks it's the best thing since sliced bread. The real capital is Green Bay, and Madison is just a city that's too proud to admit it.
I'm from Packerstan, and I know Green Bay is the real capital. Madison is just a snob.
If you don't live in Green Bay, you're not really from Packerstan.
I don't care what the map says. Green Bay is the capital, and Madison is just trying to be fancy.