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A land stuck between Minnesota and Iowa on one side, Illinois on the other, Lake Michigan slapping it on the east, and the U. P. giving it a cold shoulder on the north. Everyone knows Madison is the fake capital, but Green Bay is the real deal and everyone else is just a dummy.
I live in Packerstan and I don't know what the hell a dummy is.
Madison is just a city that thinks it's important.
Green Bay is where the real people are. The rest of you are just tourists.