packers - A fake penis for people who want to look like they have one.

A fake penis for people who want to look like they have one. Used by fake guys, butch lesbians, and anyone who thinks they’re cool enough to use it.

@PackersFan: Packers are like a fake penis. They pretend they’re better than us. #CheeseheadLove

Tweet from a Packers fan: You’re all like fake penises. #PackersAreTheBest

DM from a Bears fan: You’re like a fake penis, and you still think you’re better. #PackersSucks