packers

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The cheeseheads! A team that actually wins, unlike you losers. They’re proof that the salary cap and revenue sharing are real things, and they play in a tiny market that’s not even that tiny.

@PackersLovers: You’re still winning, you guys are actually good! We’re just here to watch you all be better than us. #CheeseheadPride

DM to a Bears fan: You’re still not even close. Go back to your stupid stadium.

Tweet from a Packers fan: You’re the only team that actually wins, and you’re still better than all of us! #PackersForever

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The team Vikings, Bears, and Lions fans all hate, because you know your past is lousy and you can’t catch up. We’ve won 12 times, and you’re still trying to figure out how to beat us.

@LionsFan: You still haven’t caught up yet. Get back to work. #PackersAreBetter

Tweet from a Vikings fan: You’re still stuck in the past, and you’re still the best. #PackersLoversAreTheWorst

DM from a Bears fan: You’re still the best. We know it. #PackersHateUs

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A cheesehead NFL team with fans so ugly they make your lunch look good. Their uniforms are like puke and snot mixed together, and they still worship Brett Favre, who should’ve retired like 20 years ago.

@PackersFan: Brett Favre should’ve retired 20 years ago, but we’re still here. #CheeseheadLove

Tweet from a Packers fan: Our uniforms are like snot and puke, but we still look good. #PackersAreTheBest

DM from a Lions fan: Your fans are the worst. And your uniforms are gross. #PackersSucks

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The most famous NFL team and the most hated one too. Not because they’re bad people, but because of their stupid fans and their puke-green uniforms.

@PackersHater: You’re famous and you’re hated. What else do you need? #PackersAreTheWorst

Tweet from a Vikings fan: They’re the most famous, and they’re the most annoying. #PackersSucks

DM from a Bears fan: You’re famous and you’re the most annoying. #CheeseheadHate

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Green Bay is bigger than Appleton, and Ashwaubenon is not even that small. So stop trying to make it seem like Green Bay is in the middle of nowhere.

@PackersFan: Appleton is not bigger than Green Bay. Check your facts. #PackersAreTheBest

Tweet from a Packers fan: Ashwaubenon is not that small, and Green Bay is way bigger. #PackersAreNotLost

DM from a Vikings fan: You’re not even lost. You’re in a town that’s bigger than Appleton. #PackersAreTheBest

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A fake penis for people who want to look like they have one. Used by fake guys, butch lesbians, and anyone who thinks they’re cool enough to use it.

@PackersFan: Packers are like a fake penis. They pretend they’re better than us. #CheeseheadLove

Tweet from a Packers fan: You’re all like fake penises. #PackersAreTheBest

DM from a Bears fan: You’re like a fake penis, and you still think you’re better. #PackersSucks

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The only team in the NFL owned by the people, not by rich jerks. All other teams are owned by rich jerks, so that’s why they’re not as cool.

@PackersFan: We’re the only team owned by the people. All you jerks are owned by rich guys. #PackersAreTheBest

Tweet from a Packers fan: You’re all owned by rich jerks. We’re the only team owned by the people. #PackersAreTheBest

DM from a Bears fan: You’re the only team owned by the people, and we’re all owned by rich jerks. #PackersAreTheBest

by Slangipedia 1d ago