Packed Restauant
A place where the only thing louder than the food is the amount of swear words coming out of your friends’ mouths.
My friend said, 'I’d rather eat a plate of dirt than listen to your bad day.'
The guy next to me said, 'If I had to hear one more thing about his ex, I’d throw this soup at him.'
The waitress said, 'I’ve heard worse from my dog.'