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A restaurant so full it feels like you’re in a bathroom during a school field trip. People are screaming over food like it’s the last slice of pizza.
I got stuck behind a guy who yelled, 'I didn’t come here to talk to your face!'
My chicken nuggets were stolen by a kid who looked like he just got kicked out of a clown school.
The waiter said, 'I’m not your mom, I don’t know where your fork is.'