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A restaurant so full it feels like you’re in a bathroom during a school field trip. People are screaming over food like it’s the last slice of pizza.
I got stuck behind a guy who yelled, 'I didn’t come here to talk to your face!'
My chicken nuggets were stolen by a kid who looked like he just got kicked out of a clown school.
The waiter said, 'I’m not your mom, I don’t know where your fork is.'
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A place where the only thing louder than the food is the amount of swear words coming out of your friends’ mouths.
My friend said, 'I’d rather eat a plate of dirt than listen to your bad day.'
The guy next to me said, 'If I had to hear one more thing about his ex, I’d throw this soup at him.'
The waitress said, 'I’ve heard worse from my dog.'
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A restaurant where you can’t even breathe because there are so many people, and someone’s probably going to yell at you for dropping a fry.
I dropped my fry and a guy yelled, 'That’s my last hope for happiness!'
The table next to me was arguing over who spilled the soda first.
The guy at the end said, 'I’ve had enough of this madness.'
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