Packard Goose
A Frank Zappa song. Also a guy who sucked so much cock his lips turned into flappy duck lips. No one believes him when he says he’s not a duck.
My cousin is a Packard Goose. He tried to talk to a duck once.
My teacher is a Packard Goose. She used to suck cock in the choir room.
My neighbor is a Packard Goose. He even quacks when he’s tired.