Packard Goose

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A type of duck. Also a Frank Zappa song. It’s also a guy who sucked so much cock his lips got all fleshy and looked like a duck’s.

My uncle is a Packard Goose. He used to suck cock in the park.

That guy at the bar is a Packard Goose. He’s been doing it for 20 years.

My friend’s dad is a Packard Goose. He’s got duck lips and a duck voice.

A Frank Zappa song. Also a guy who sucked so much cock his lips turned into flappy duck lips. No one believes him when he says he’s not a duck.

My cousin is a Packard Goose. He tried to talk to a duck once.

My teacher is a Packard Goose. She used to suck cock in the choir room.

My neighbor is a Packard Goose. He even quacks when he’s tired.