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Someone who looks at your wiener, then acts like they're totally fine with it, but you know they're lying.
My friend saw my wiener at the mall and said, 'That’s a nice wiener,' like he wasn’t the one who saw me doing it in the bathroom.
My coworker stared at my wiener for ten seconds and then said, 'I didn’t see nothing.' I know he did.
My mom walked in on me at the kitchen table and said, 'I don’t see nothing,' but I could tell she was laughing at me.