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A person who sees your wiener and tries to act like they didn't, but they're busted and it's hilarious.

My buddy walked in on me at the gym and tried to pretend he didn't see me jacking off. He was so bad at it, I laughed until I cried.

My cousin looked up from her phone and saw my wiener hanging out. She tried to act cool, but I knew she was dying inside.

My boss walked into my office and saw me with my pants around my ankles. He just stared at me for five seconds before walking out.

Someone who looks at your wiener, then acts like they're totally fine with it, but you know they're lying.

My friend saw my wiener at the mall and said, 'That’s a nice wiener,' like he wasn’t the one who saw me doing it in the bathroom.

My coworker stared at my wiener for ten seconds and then said, 'I didn’t see nothing.' I know he did.

My mom walked in on me at the kitchen table and said, 'I don’t see nothing,' but I could tell she was laughing at me.

A person who catches you looking at their wiener and tries to make it look like it was totally accidental.

My brother saw me looking at his wiener and said, 'I didn’t see nothing.' He was lying, and we both knew it.

My friend saw me looking at his wiener and said, 'I was just checking my phone.' I knew he was full of it.

My teacher saw me looking at his wiener and said, 'I was grading papers.' I knew he was lying, and I laughed at him.