Package Anime - When someone spends more time talking about their package th

When someone spends more time talking about their package than they do about their actual life.

I’ve been talking about my package more than I’ve been talking about my job. My job is sad.

I texted my package 10 times today. My friends texted me once. That’s not even fair.

I don’t even know what I did today. I just talked about my package.