Package Anime

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When someone goes on a full-blown rant about where their package is, even though no one asked and they're probably just mad it didn't arrive on time.

I’ve been waiting for this package for a week and it’s still stuck in the middle of Ohio. What even is life?

I’m not happy. I’m furious. This package is late and I’m not even the one who ordered it.

If this package doesn’t show up by tomorrow, I swear I’ll go to the post office and throw a package at them.

When someone talks about their package like it’s a person they’ve been dating for years, even if it’s just a box.

This package is my soulmate. It’s been through so much. I can feel it in my bones.

I texted my package yesterday. It didn’t reply. I’m worried.

I just got a text from my package. It said ‘I’m almost here.’ I cried.

When someone makes a big deal about a package, even if it’s just a t-shirt and it’s not even that good.

I’ve been waiting for this package for weeks. It’s just a t-shirt. A plain one. What even is life?

I opened my package and it was just a shirt. I’m not even mad. I’m disappointed.

I paid $20 for a t-shirt. It’s not even that good. I’m going to get a refund. I’m going to burn it.

When someone acts like their whole life depends on a package, even though it’s just a random box from a random store.

My whole life depends on this package. If it doesn’t arrive, I’m going to die.

I got a text from my package. It said ‘I’m stuck in traffic.’ I cried.

I’m going to live in the post office until my package arrives. That’s what I’m doing.

When someone spends more time talking about their package than they do about their actual life.

I’ve been talking about my package more than I’ve been talking about my job. My job is sad.

I texted my package 10 times today. My friends texted me once. That’s not even fair.

I don’t even know what I did today. I just talked about my package.

When someone acts like their package is the only thing that matters in the world, even if it’s just a box from a random company.

My package is the only thing that matters. The sun could explode and I wouldn’t care.

I got a message from my package. It said ‘I’m almost here.’ I cried. I’m not even sad. I’m just emotional.

I’m going to marry my package. I’m going to write a song about it.