Pack the Musket - When you’re too lazy to jerk off, but you still want to feel

When you’re too lazy to jerk off, but you still want to feel like you’re getting laid, so you pretend you’re packing a musket instead.

I packed the musket in the bathroom at work like no one was watching.

I did it while my mom was in the next room and she heard me.

I packed the musket on the bus and the kid next to me looked at me like I was crazy.