pack a fat spoon
Getting butt-fucked by a chunky gay guy while you're spooning like it's a romantic moment.
My brother texted me: 'I packed a fat spoon and now I can't sit down.'
She posted: 'Just got packed by a fat spoon. I'm still feeling it.'
He DM'd me: 'Packed a fat spoon at the gym. Now my ass is sore.'