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To get butt-fucked by a chubby gay dude while you're snuggling like you're in a bed.
My cousin said he packed a fat spoon at the gay bar. He didn't come out for two days.
She texted me: 'Just got packed by a doughnut-shaped man. I'm sore and proud.'
He DM'd me: 'I packed a fat spoon last night. My back is still hurting from the glory.'