Pacific Beach
PB is a surfer town full of laid-back locals who think tourists are annoying fake bros who don't know the meaning of the word 'cool.' We steal from La Jolla snobs because they're rich and pretentious, but we still chase their hot girls like they're the last piece of pizza.
PB kid: 'La Jolla kids think they're cool because they have money. I steal their lunch money and they still think they're better than me.'
PB local: 'Tourists try to act like they know what PB is. They don't even know what a wetsuit is.'
PB surfer: 'I took a La Jolla chick to the beach. She tried to act like she was cool. I stole her phone and now I have her number.'