Pacific Beach

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PB is a surfer town full of laid-back locals who think tourists are annoying fake bros who don't know the meaning of the word 'cool.' We steal from La Jolla snobs because they're rich and pretentious, but we still chase their hot girls like they're the last piece of pizza.
PB kid: 'La Jolla kids think they're cool because they have money. I steal their lunch money and they still think they're better than me.'
PB local: 'Tourists try to act like they know what PB is. They don't even know what a wetsuit is.'
PB surfer: 'I took a La Jolla chick to the beach. She tried to act like she was cool. I stole her phone and now I have her number.'
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PB is a chaotic mess where everyone is loud, everyone is dumb, and no one knows how to act like a normal person.
PB kid: 'The beach is so loud I can't hear my own thoughts.'
PB surfer: 'I tried to talk to my friend, but he was screaming about his phone.'
PB local: 'I walked into a bar and it was like a war zone. Everyone was drunk and fighting.'
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PB is a neighborhood filled with New Jearsey and Boston idiots who think they're cool just because they’re from somewhere else.
PB local: 'New Jearsey guy thinks he's cool because he's from New Jearsey. He doesn't even know what PB is.'
PB surfer: 'Boston guy came to PB and thought he was king. I beat him up and he still thinks he's cool.'
PB kid: 'I tried to talk to a Boston guy, but he said 'Boston' like it was a religion.'
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A Pacific Beach surfer is a guy who thinks he's the best at everything and doesn't know when to stop talking about himself.
PB surfer: 'I'm the best surfer in PB. I don't even need to try.'
PB local: 'He talks about himself like he's the only one who exists.'
PB kid: 'I tried to talk to him, but he kept talking about himself and I had to leave.'
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