Pachuca Boom
When a defender who can't kick straight decides to launch the ball like a missile down the field just because they think they're cool. They run like a chicken with its head cut off even though they had all the time in the world to do something smart.
He boomed the ball like it was a curse and then tripped over his own feet.
The ball went flying like a bullet, but he had no idea where it was going.
He boomed it down the field and ran like he was being chased by a bear.