Pachuca Boom

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When a defender who can't kick straight decides to launch the ball like a missile down the field just because they think they're cool. They run like a chicken with its head cut off even though they had all the time in the world to do something smart.
He boomed the ball like it was a curse and then tripped over his own feet.
The ball went flying like a bullet, but he had no idea where it was going.
He boomed it down the field and ran like he was being chased by a bear.
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A defender who thinks they're a striker decides to kick the ball as far as they can, even if it’s the worst idea ever. They run like they’re on fire and act like they just won the World Cup.
He boomed the ball and then fell down like a sack of potatoes.
He kicked it like it owed him money and then sprinted like a lunatic.
He boomed it like it was his last chance to be cool.
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When a defender who’s got zero brain cells decides to launch the ball down the field like it's a personal mission. They run like they’re being chased by a mob and act like they’re a superhero.
He boomed the ball and then ran like he had a dragon on his tail.
He kicked it so hard the ball almost screamed.
He boomed it like he was trying to save the world.
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