Pachuca Boom
A defender who thinks they're a striker decides to kick the ball as far as they can, even if it’s the worst idea ever. They run like they’re on fire and act like they just won the World Cup.
He boomed the ball and then fell down like a sack of potatoes.
He kicked it like it owed him money and then sprinted like a lunatic.
He boomed it like it was his last chance to be cool.