Pachovism
They talk nonsense all day, wear fancy coats, and act like they're important. But they’re just a bunch of fake professionals who can’t do real work. They take credit for everything, even if they didn’t do it.
‘I’m not being loud, I’m just making sure the boss hears my thoughts.’
‘I’ve been working here for 10 years, but I still don’t know what my job is.’
‘I’m not a fake professional, I’m a professional fake.’