Pachovism

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A group of butt-worshipping freaks who think their job is to suck, lick, and shake their ass like a duck every day. They're obsessed with keeping a holy ass alive, even if it means making total idiots out of everyone else.
'I didn’t get promoted because I was too busy licking the boss’s ass during the meeting.'
‘We took the entire office for our ass-prime’s birthday party. No one else matters.’
‘I’m not lazy, I’m just in deep ass-worship meditation.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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They talk nonsense all day, wear fancy coats, and act like they're important. But they’re just a bunch of fake professionals who can’t do real work. They take credit for everything, even if they didn’t do it.
‘I’m not being loud, I’m just making sure the boss hears my thoughts.’
‘I’ve been working here for 10 years, but I still don’t know what my job is.’
‘I’m not a fake professional, I’m a professional fake.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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These people are obsessed with their leader’s ass. They’ll follow him anywhere, even if he’s just going to the restroom. They think it’s a sacred duty to keep that ass happy.
‘I left my job because my boss wouldn’t let me lick his ass during lunch.’
‘We follow the ass-prime like he’s the messiah. Even when he’s just eating a sandwich.’
‘I got promoted because I shook my ass in the right direction.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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They don’t know what they’re doing, but they act like they do. They think their fancy clothes and loud nonsense make them important. In reality, they’re just a bunch of butt-hungry losers.
‘I’m not loud, I’m just being passionate about ass-shaking.’
‘I wear a leather jacket because I’m a professional, not because I like looking like a motorcycle gang member.’
‘I don’t need a job, I have a divine mission to keep the ass-prime happy.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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They take over real jobs, even if they’re not qualified. They sit around talking nonsense, pretending they’re busy, and act like they’re the boss. Their only goal is to keep an ass happy.
‘I don’t need to work, I’m just here to make sure the boss’s ass is well-maintained.’
‘I took over the accounting department because I know more about ass-shaking than numbers.’
‘I’m not lazy, I’m just in an ass-worship trance.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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They think they’re important, but they’re just a bunch of butt-loving weirdos. They shake, lick, and suck ass like it’s their religion. They’ll follow the ass-prime anywhere, even to the trash can.
‘I got promoted because I shook my ass in the right direction during the meeting.’
‘We go to the trash can every day to worship the boss’s ass.’
‘I don’t need a job, I have a divine mission to keep the boss’s ass happy.’
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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