Pachovism
They take over real jobs, even if they’re not qualified. They sit around talking nonsense, pretending they’re busy, and act like they’re the boss. Their only goal is to keep an ass happy.
‘I don’t need to work, I’m just here to make sure the boss’s ass is well-maintained.’
‘I took over the accounting department because I know more about ass-shaking than numbers.’
‘I’m not lazy, I’m just in an ass-worship trance.’