Pachoothy
This person looks like they got a hairball from a goat, wears clothes like they were stolen from a landfill, lies so much they should get a gold medal, and lives like a zombie.
He showed up to my party in pajamas and a tuxedo. I asked him what he was doing. He said, 'I was just being fancy.'
She claimed she had a pet dragon. Then she asked me if I wanted to see it. I said no.
He told me he won the lottery. Then he asked me for a loan.