Pachoothy

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This person has a head full of crunk hair, wears clothes like they were picked out by a blind goat, tells lies so fast they could win a lie-dropping contest, and has a life as exciting as a nap.

My cousin thinks he's a fashion icon. He wore a sock as a hat to the grocery store.

She told me she was a billionaire. Then she asked me for five bucks.

He said he dated a celebrity. Then he asked me if I knew her ex's ex.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

This person looks like they got a hairball from a goat, wears clothes like they were stolen from a landfill, lies so much they should get a gold medal, and lives like a zombie.

He showed up to my party in pajamas and a tuxedo. I asked him what he was doing. He said, 'I was just being fancy.'

She claimed she had a pet dragon. Then she asked me if I wanted to see it. I said no.

He told me he won the lottery. Then he asked me for a loan.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

This person’s hair looks like it got stepped on by a cow, dresses like they bought their clothes at a trash can, lies so much they should have their own show, and has a life that’s slower than a snail on a nap.

She wore socks as gloves to the mall. I asked why. She said, 'I was trying to be cool.'

He said he was a professional dancer. Then he tripped over his own feet.

She told me she was a rockstar. Then she asked me if I wanted to hear her sing. I said no.

by Slangipedia 6d ago