Pachoothy
This person has a head full of crunk hair, wears clothes like they were picked out by a blind goat, tells lies so fast they could win a lie-dropping contest, and has a life as exciting as a nap.
My cousin thinks he's a fashion icon. He wore a sock as a hat to the grocery store.
She told me she was a billionaire. Then she asked me for five bucks.
He said he dated a celebrity. Then he asked me if I knew her ex's ex.