Pachoochers
A nickname that sounds like something a grandma would say to a grandchild who f***ed up their life.
'I’m your pachoocher, and you’re a f***ing disaster,' he yelled at her.
'Pachoocher, I’m gonna f***ing die if you don’t stop texting me at 2 a. m.'
She said, 'You’re my pachoocher, and I’m your prisoner.'