Pachoochers

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A stupid nickname people use for their lovers. It’s like calling them a f***ing baby who still cries at night.

'I love you, pachoocher,' he said, while throwing a sock at her head.

'Pachoocher, why did you eat my last donut?'

She texted him: 'You’re a pachoocher and I’m leaving.'

A nickname that sounds like something a grandma would say to a grandchild who f***ed up their life.

'I’m your pachoocher, and you’re a f***ing disaster,' he yelled at her.

'Pachoocher, I’m gonna f***ing die if you don’t stop texting me at 2 a. m.'

She said, 'You’re my pachoocher, and I’m your prisoner.'

A nickname you use when you’re too f***ing tired to think of anything else to call your lover.

'Pachoocher, I’m going to sleep and you’re going to f***ing die.'

'I love you, pachoocher, but I also hate you.'

He said, 'You’re my pachoocher, and I’m your f***ing hero.'

A nickname that sounds like it was made by a f***ing toddler who just learned to speak.

'Pachoocher, I’m gonna f***ing eat you.'

'You’re my pachoocher, and I’m your f***ing boss.'

She said, 'I’m your pachoocher, and you’re my f***ing pet.'

A nickname you throw at your lover when you’re too f***ing drunk to think straight.

'Pachoocher, I love you, and I’m going to f***ing kill you.'

'You’re my pachoocher, and I’m your f***ing best friend.'

He said, 'I’m your pachoocher, and I’m going to f***ing drink all your beer.'