Pachisi
A board game from ancient India where four people try to move their pieces to the center of a cross-shaped board by rolling dice or cowrie shells, and it's just a bunch of people pretending they're smart.
My cousin played Pachisi with my uncle and it turned into a full-blown argument about dice rolls.
At my grandma's house, Pachisi is a religion. Everyone has to play it, even if they hate it.
I tried to explain Pachisi to my friend. He said it's like monopoly, but worse.