Pachisi

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A stupid board game from ancient India where four jerks move their pieces around a cross-shaped board trying to get to the center by rolling cowrie shells or dice, like they're trying to win instead of just being annoying.

My aunt plays Pachisi every Sunday and it's like watching a bunch of raccoons fight over a sandwich.

I asked my brother why he was rolling dice on a board. He said it's Pachisi. I said I'm out.

My mom thinks Pachisi is the best game ever. It's not. It's just four people being bad at life.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A board game from ancient India where four people try to move their pieces to the center of a cross-shaped board by rolling dice or cowrie shells, and it's just a bunch of people pretending they're smart.

My cousin played Pachisi with my uncle and it turned into a full-blown argument about dice rolls.

At my grandma's house, Pachisi is a religion. Everyone has to play it, even if they hate it.

I tried to explain Pachisi to my friend. He said it's like monopoly, but worse.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

An ancient Indian board game that makes your brain hurt, where four people move pieces around a cross-shaped board to the center using cowrie shells or dice, and it's just a bunch of people being passive-aggressive.

My dad plays Pachisi with my uncle every week, and it's like watching two old men try to one-up each other.

I tried to play Pachisi once. I got so confused I quit and went to watch TV.

My sister plays Pachisi with her friends every weekend. It's like they're all trying to win instead of just hanging out.

by Slangipedia 6d ago