Pachirisu
The weakest rodent Pokémon that thinks it's cool. It doesn't evolve and has no real power. It just bounces around like it's on a trampoline and dies.
Pachirisu tried to hit me with a Thunderbolt and missed. I laughed so hard I cried.
I used Pachirisu in my battle and got beat up. My team looked at me like I was a disgrace.
Pachirisu is the Pokémon version of my cousin. He's a mess.