Pachirisu

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A stupid little electric squirrel Pokémon that thinks it's the main character. It doesn't grow stronger or do anything cool. It just jumps around and faints like a baby.

My Pachirisu tried to fight a Tyranitar and got knocked out in one hit. What even is this?!

I gave my kid Pachirisu for their birthday. They cried when it died.

Pachirisu is like the Pokémon version of a kid who gets in trouble for no reason.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The weakest rodent Pokémon that thinks it's cool. It doesn't evolve and has no real power. It just bounces around like it's on a trampoline and dies.

Pachirisu tried to hit me with a Thunderbolt and missed. I laughed so hard I cried.

I used Pachirisu in my battle and got beat up. My team looked at me like I was a disgrace.

Pachirisu is the Pokémon version of my cousin. He's a mess.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A stupid electric squirrel Pokémon that can't even fight properly. It just jumps around and faints. It's the reason I lost my battle and got called a noob.

I used Pachirisu in my battle and got destroyed. My friends laughed at me.

Pachirisu is the reason I got a D in Pokémon class. It's a disgrace.

My Pachirisu tried to fight a Wailmer and got knocked out. It's the weakest thing ever.

by Slangipedia 6d ago