Pachingus - A time unit used by people who can't tell the difference bet

A time unit used by people who can't tell the difference between seconds and minutes and still manage to be late.

'I waited 15 pachingus for my friend, but he said he was only 5 pachingus late.'

'The pizza took 20 pachingus to arrive, but it was still cold.'

'He said he'd be here in 3 pachingus, but he arrived 3 hours later.'