Pachingus

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A time unit that's like seconds but way more annoying. It's when you're still waiting but not sure if you should give up yet.

'I've been waiting for the bus for 10 pachingus and still nothing.'

'The game loading screen is taking forever, like 50 pachingus.'

'He said he'd be here in 3 pachingus. Now it's been 15 and he's still not here.'

A time unit that's like seconds, but for people who can't count and hate delays.

'She took 20 pachingus to decide what to eat for lunch.'

'The coffee took 10 pachingus to brew. I had to count every single second.'

'He took 3 pachingus to respond to my text. That's like 3 seconds to a human.'

A time unit so tiny it's like seconds, but for people who are always late and never on time.

'He said he'd be here in 1 pachingus, but he showed up 20 minutes later.'

'The meeting started 5 pachingus late, and it still ended 10 pachingus late.'

'She took 10 pachingus to get dressed. That's like being a human who can't move.'

A time unit used by people who can't tell the difference between seconds and minutes and still manage to be late.

'I waited 15 pachingus for my friend, but he said he was only 5 pachingus late.'

'The pizza took 20 pachingus to arrive, but it was still cold.'

'He said he'd be here in 3 pachingus, but he arrived 3 hours later.'

A time unit that's like seconds, but for people who can't count and still hate delays.

'She waited 10 pachingus for the train, but it never came.'

'The movie started 5 pachingus late, but it still ended 10 pachingus late.'

'He took 20 pachingus to get ready. That's like being a human who can't move.'