Pachingus - A time unit so tiny it's like seconds, but for people who ar

A time unit so tiny it's like seconds, but for people who are always late and never on time.

'He said he'd be here in 1 pachingus, but he showed up 20 minutes later.'

'The meeting started 5 pachingus late, and it still ended 10 pachingus late.'

'She took 10 pachingus to get dressed. That's like being a human who can't move.'