Pachifanga
A Pachifanga is a woman who thinks she’s the best at everything, even when she’s wrong. She’s the reason your fun time turns into a funeral.
She showed up to the barbecue and started arguing about the meat. No one touched the grill for hours.
She texted me, 'I’m bored, so you all are too.' I sent back, 'You’re not the boss of me.'
She ruined my vacation by complaining about the hotel for three days straight.