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A Pachifanga is a woman who kills the fun like a rabid raccoon with a chainsaw. She thinks she's the center of the universe, even when she’s wearing pants from the 80s.
My cousin showed up to the party with a frown and a bad hair day. The fun died instantly.
She texted me, 'I’m not in the mood to be happy.' I replied, 'Then go be sad somewhere else.'
At the family reunion, she talked about her ex for three hours. No one left alive.