Pacerhead
A Pacerhead is a man who lives for the weekend. He travels like a madman. He eats like a pig. He drinks like he’s trying to get into a fight. He’s got a thing for ladies and he’s got a thing for pool tables.
Traveled 5 cities this week. Now I’m eating a sandwich like it’s my last meal.
Drank 5 beers and still think I’m the best.
She asked me out. I said yes. Then I challenged her to a game of pool.