Pacerhead

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A Pacerhead is a guy who never stops moving. He's always flying, driving, or swimming like a maniac. He thinks he's the smartest guy in the room and acts like he's got a PhD in being awesome.
Just landed in Vegas. Gonna drink until I pass out. #PacerheadVibes
I flew 3 times this week. I'm gonna be rich. Or at least very drunk.
Smartest guy in the room. Definitely not the guy who spilled his drink on the boss.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Pacerhead is a man who thinks he's a boss. He eats pizza like it's his job. He drinks so much he forgets his own name. He's got a thing for ladies and he's got a thing for pool tables.
Had 6 pizzas and 3 beers. Now I'm dancing on the table. #PacerheadLife
Met a girl at the bar. She liked me. Now I'm trying to remember my name.
I challenged the barista to a game of pool. I won. I also drank 2 more beers.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Pacerhead is a man who thinks he's cool. He travels non-stop. He eats meat like it's a religion. He drinks until he blacks out. He's got a soft spot for ladies and he's got a soft spot for pool halls.
Flew to Chicago for a sandwich. Worth it. #Pacerhead
Drank so much I blacked out. Now I'm waking up in a random hotel.
She asked me out. I said yes. Then I asked her to buy me a drink.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Pacerhead is a guy who never stops. He’s flying, driving, or running like a lunatic. He thinks he’s the smartest guy in the world. He eats meat like it’s his favorite hobby. He drinks like he’s trying to kill himself.
Just finished a flight. Now I’m eating a sandwich like it’s a competition.
Drank 7 beers and still think I’m the best.
She asked me to dance. I said yes. Then I asked for another beer.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Pacerhead is a man who lives for the weekend. He travels like a madman. He eats like a pig. He drinks like he’s trying to get into a fight. He’s got a thing for ladies and he’s got a thing for pool tables.
Traveled 5 cities this week. Now I’m eating a sandwich like it’s my last meal.
Drank 5 beers and still think I’m the best.
She asked me out. I said yes. Then I challenged her to a game of pool.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Pacerhead is a guy who thinks he’s a legend. He travels like a maniac. He eats meat like it’s a religion. He drinks until he blacks out. He’s got a thing for ladies and he’s got a thing for dive bars.
Took a flight just to eat pizza. Worth it. #Pacerhead
Drank so much I blacked out. Now I’m in a random hotel.
She asked me to dance. I said yes. Then I asked for another beer.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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