Pacerhead
A Pacerhead is a guy who never stops. He’s flying, driving, or running like a lunatic. He thinks he’s the smartest guy in the world. He eats meat like it’s his favorite hobby. He drinks like he’s trying to kill himself.
Just finished a flight. Now I’m eating a sandwich like it’s a competition.
Drank 7 beers and still think I’m the best.
She asked me to dance. I said yes. Then I asked for another beer.