paca - The title you get if you’re too dumb to know your own name a

The title you get if you’re too dumb to know your own name and still manage to fail at life.

My brother is a paca. He got kicked out of school for eating pizza in class.

My friend is a paca. He still thinks Earth is flat.

My boss is a paca. He calls me ‘son’ even though I’m 20.