Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human who’s so soft they’d let a kitten pee on their face and still call it a hug.

My mom is a paca. She cried when I got a D.

That kid in homeroom is a paca. He brought a teddy bear to lunch.

My dog is a paca. He licks my face like it’s a prize.

2

A human who looks like a fuzzy llama and thinks climbing hills is a sport. They also like geese more than humans.

My cousin is a paca. He wore a hat made of grass.

My neighbor is a paca. He tried to wrestle a goose.

My teacher is a paca. She keeps chickens in her classroom.

3

The title you get if you’re too dumb to know your own name and still manage to fail at life.

My brother is a paca. He got kicked out of school for eating pizza in class.

My friend is a paca. He still thinks Earth is flat.

My boss is a paca. He calls me ‘son’ even though I’m 20.

4

A tiny flower that’s so purple it looks like it got hit by a rainbow and still cried.

That flower in my yard is a paca. It’s so purple it’s embarrassing.

My mom grew a paca in her garden. It bloomed so hard it scared the cat.

That flower at the park is a paca. It looks like it’s about to yell at me.

5

A fat monster who eats cookies for breakfast and still looks like he’s been hit by a truck.

That guy at the gym is a paca. He lifted a barbell and it cried.

My uncle is a paca. He eats cake for dinner and still wears pajamas.

That monster in the mall is a paca. He asked me for a hug and it was weird.

6

A city so small it thinks it’s the capital of the world and still makes up fake words to impress people.

Pacoima is a paca. It invented the word ‘paca’ just to be cool.

My friend lives in Pacoima. He thinks it’s a city and not a town.

Pacoima is a paca. It tried to be fancy and failed.

7

A made-up word your boyfriend pulled out of his ass to win a game and still act like he’s smart.

My boyfriend used ‘paca’ in Words with Friends. I called him out and he cried.

That guy used ‘paca’ to cheat. I’m still mad.

My ex used ‘paca’ to win. I still hate him.