pac-man
A smelly yellow pizza missing a slice. It’s a f***ing loser who can’t see, lives in a flat world, has a wife who wears too much makeup and a kid who looks like a baby rat. He eats dots and runs from f***ing ghosts. Sometimes he eats fruit or pretzels, but it’s just a fancy way to say he’s still hungry.
My brother’s Pac-Man obsession is so bad, he eats dots in his sleep.
I saw Pac-Man at the mall, and he was crying because he lost to a ghost.
Pac-Man tried to eat a fruit, but it was just a f***ing apple.