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A smelly yellow pizza missing a slice. It’s a f***ing loser who can’t see, lives in a flat world, has a wife who wears too much makeup and a kid who looks like a baby rat. He eats dots and runs from f***ing ghosts. Sometimes he eats fruit or pretzels, but it’s just a fancy way to say he’s still hungry.

My brother’s Pac-Man obsession is so bad, he eats dots in his sleep.

I saw Pac-Man at the mall, and he was crying because he lost to a ghost.

Pac-Man tried to eat a fruit, but it was just a f***ing apple.

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A dude who eats way too many pills from the drug store. He’s like a f***ing pill machine, and he’s never going to stop.

My cousin is Pac-Man. He took 20 pills and started talking to ghosts.

Pac-Man came to my house and took all my vitamins.

I think my dog is Pac-Man. He eats pills and runs around like a maniac.

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A f***ing old-school general who leads an army of awesome warriors from another time. He’s got the look of a legend and the power of a god.

I think my grandpa is Pac-Man. He fights ghosts like they’re his enemies.

The teacher said Pac-Man is the best general in history.

My brother thinks he’s Pac-Man because he can beat up ghosts.

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A 1980s video game where a smelly pizza missing one slice runs around eating dots. It’s like a f***ing maze with ghosts trying to eat you.

I played Pac-Man for hours, and my mom yelled at me.

My friend’s Pac-Man game is broken, and he’s mad.

I beat Pac-Man level 5 and got a fruit, but it was just a cherry.

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A tiny man who runs from ghosts and eats magic pills. He’s got no life and just listens to the same f***ing music over and over.

My little brother is Pac-Man. He runs from ghosts and eats pills like it’s his job.

I saw Pac-Man at the park, and he was dancing to the same song.

Pac-Man tried to eat a ghost, but it just ran away.

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A guy who loves to eat v***inas. He’s like a f***ing monster who just wants to eat everything.

My uncle is Pac-Man. He eats v***inas and says it’s the best thing ever.

I think my dog is Pac-Man. He tried to eat my mom’s v***ina.

Pac-Man came to my house and ate my sister’s v***ina.

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When you stick your whole head in a girl’s v***ina and eat her out, while a ghost licks her ass. It’s the worst f***ing thing ever, but it’s also kind of hot.

I did Pac-Man to my girlfriend and got a ghost to lick her ass.

My brother tried Pac-Man and got stuck in a girl’s v***ina.

I saw Pac-Man and it was so gross, I threw up.

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