I got arrested again, but I’m still out because I have Pac-man Jonesing and jail is too boring.

They arrested me 12 times, but I still don’t go to jail. I’ve got Pac-man Jonesing and a life to live.

They said I was going to jail for the 13th time, but I told them I have Pac-man Jonesing and I can’t miss my strip club at 3 a. m.