Pac-man Jonesing

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A crazy need to stuff cash into brown bags like it's a holy ritual and then blow all that cash at strip clubs at 3 a. m. like it's your job.

I had to go to the club at 3 a. m. because I was Pac-man Jonesing and had $500 in a brown bag. My mom is mad.

Why am I eating tacos at 3 a. m.? Because I was Pac-man Jonesing and the club was out of snacks.

I took a taxi to the club at 3 a. m. because I was Pac-man Jonesing and my car is in the shop.

Getting arrested 12 times but acting like jail is a luxury suite and not a punishment.

I got arrested again, but I’m still out because I have Pac-man Jonesing and jail is too boring.

They arrested me 12 times, but I still don’t go to jail. I’ve got Pac-man Jonesing and a life to live.

They said I was going to jail for the 13th time, but I told them I have Pac-man Jonesing and I can’t miss my strip club at 3 a. m.

A waste of talent so bad it makes you want to throw up and call your mom.

He’s a waste of talent. I called him Pac-man Jonesing and hung up on him.

That guy is a waste of talent. I called him Pac-man Jonesing and he didn’t even answer.

She’s a waste of talent. I called her Pac-man Jonesing and she sent me a nasty text.