Pabstism
You’re a Pabstist if you’re too cheap to buy good beer and too dumb to know the difference. You’ll drink Pabst in a bathtub and then brag about it like it’s a trophy.
I took a bath in Pabst and now I’m rich.
I chugged Pabst in my bathtub and I feel like a king.
I bathed in Pabst and my dog left me.