Pabstism

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The dumbest way to become a hipster. Soak in a tub full of Pabst Blue Ribbon like a baby and chug it until you can’t tell your guts from your brain. Then you’ll be so messed up you’ll think drinking cheap beer in public is cool.

I bathed in Pabst and now I live in a dumpster.

I drank so much Pabst I puked on my best friend’s shoes.

My mom thinks I’m a genius because I bathed in beer.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

You’re a Pabstist if you’re too cheap to buy good beer and too dumb to know the difference. You’ll drink Pabst in a bathtub and then brag about it like it’s a trophy.

I took a bath in Pabst and now I’m rich.

I chugged Pabst in my bathtub and I feel like a king.

I bathed in Pabst and my dog left me.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Pabstism is when you drown in beer and think it’s a sacred ritual. You’ll end up looking like a slob and still claim it’s the best thing ever.

I bathed in Pabst and now I smell like a slob.

I drank Pabst in my bathtub and my neighbors called the cops.

I bathed in Pabst and now I live in my bathtub.

by Slangipedia 6d ago