Pabstinence
You refuse sex because you're too busy waiting for the beer to take over. It's like a whiskey dick, but you're still standing and you haven't fallen over yet.
No way. I'm not doing it. No way. I'm not doing it. No way. I'm not doing it.
I'm not getting it on. I'm not getting it on. I'm not getting it on.
I'm still waiting for the beer. I'm still waiting for the beer. I'm still waiting for the beer.