Pabstinence

When you say no to sex because you're too busy waiting for the beer to hit you like a drunk truck. It's like being a cheap whiskey dick, but you're still wearing your pants and your brain is still on.

You say no to sex because you haven't even drunk enough to forget your own name yet. It’s like being a whiskey dick, but you’re still standing and your brain is still working.

You say no to sex because you're still waiting for the beer to do its job. It's like a whiskey dick, but you're still in your clothes and your brain is still kind of there.

You refuse sex because you're too busy waiting for the beer to take over. It's like a whiskey dick, but you're still standing and you haven't fallen over yet.

You say no to sex because you're still waiting for the beer to get you drunk enough to forget your name. It's like a whiskey dick, but you're still wearing your pants and your brain is still kind of there.